Chipotle Garlic Risotto
Inspired by a title in Dino Sarma's cookbook, but this is my own recipe. I expect his is much better.

red onion
diced celery
chopped fake bacon
mushrooms (plenty)

fry the above ingredients first

fake beef stock, or of course fresh vegetable stock but it needs to be strong
white wine

diced fresh tomatos — maybe?
chipotle sauce